A quick trip to the department store

Imagine you walk into a store...

There is a woman with a cart and she has a little boy in front and a young girl at her side. Things seem sweet and innocent. She leans over to look for a shirt in a certain size. The little boy unbuckles himself, reaches over and grabs a hanger. The little girl is whining LOUDLY asking for a snack as her mom is busy rummaging through shirts. The little boy says, "mommy watch." He proceeds to shove the hanger up his nose and his sister starts hysterically laughing and starts popcorn farting. The little boy is now hysterically laughing and jumping up and down in the shopping cart seat. The sister suddenly stops laughing and her face changes...she says, "mommy, I just went poo poo a little". The little boy starts screaming, "POO POO!!!!! Sissy went POO POO!!! P U, sissy stinky!!!" The little girl bursts into tears. The mom quickly rushes the kids towards the bathroom as the little boy uses the hanger to claw and knock over everything in their path while still screaming at the top of his lungs that his sister just crapped herself. 

Your planned day of shopping fun can go very wrong in a just a few minutes. Plan ahead!! NEVER leave the house without a bottle of wine and a set of extra clothes for the kids.